The outdoor shop called yesterday that the coat I asked for had arrived, and the busses seemed to run okay today, so I ventured out to try on coats. Considering the weather it's a bit of a priority!
The Haglofs coat I asked for was really nice - but just not a great model for wide-hipped people, and the pockets were awkwardly high (I like to stuff my hands in my pockets). The Mammut coat was really nice and quite flattering, and I found a North Face coat with a nice lining that also worked quite well, if a bit less flattering because it's more boxy. I tried the Mammut and the North Face on about 1000 more times (the fitting service of the future has a camera that lets you put images of yourself different clothes next to each other to compare!) and decided that I liked the Mammut better, but not 125 euro better (which was the difference) so went with the North Face coat. Which is dark green, lovely and warm, nice and long so it doesn't ride up, and makes me happy. With my awesome boots and my great coat I have no excuse not to go out more, so I intend to do more of that.
Then I bought a load of strings of lights. They were on heavy discount, so I couldn't resist. The house looks like a cracked out electrician puked lights all over it. Oops.